X Treme Latin All the Latin You Need to Know for Survival in the 21st Century 1st edition by Henry Beard ISBN 159240104X 978-1592401048

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ISBN 10: 159240104X
ISBN 13: 978-1592401048
Author: Henry Beard

In staff meetings and singles bars, on freeways and fairways, there are aggravating people lurking everywhere these days. But bestselling humorist Henry Beard has the perfect comeback for all prickly situations, offering a slew of quips your nemesis won’t soon forget . . . or even understand.

Beard’s gift is his ability to make fun of popular culture and the current zeitgeist. In X-Treme Latin he provides Latin with an attitude, an indispensable phrasebook that taps the secret power of Latin to deliver, in total safety, hundreds of impeccable put-downs, comebacks, and wisecracks. Within its pages you will learn how to insult or fire coworkers; blame corporate scandals on someone else; cheer at a World Wrestling Entertainment match; talk back to your computer, TV, or Game Boy; deal with your road rage; evade threatening situations; snowboard in style; talk like Tony Soprano; and much more.

With dozens more zingers for quashing e-mail pranks, psyching out your golf opponent, giving backhanded compliments, and evading awkward questions, X-Treme Latin is destined for magnus popularity and will have readers cheering, “Celebremus!”

X Treme Latin All the Latin You Need to Know for Survival in the 21st Century 1st Table of contents:

I Lingua Latina Tironibus Beginning Latin

Narratiuncula—A LITTLE STORY

Latin Aptitude Test—PROBATIO LATINITATIS

Romulus and Remus Jokes—ROMULI REMIQUE IOCULARIA

The Legion of Superheroes—LEGIO HEROUM MAXIMORUM

T-shirt Slogans—TITULI TUNICALES

Bumper Stickers—TITULI CURRULES

Reality TV—SPECTACULA TELEVISORIA VERI SIMILIA

Hardball Talk Shows—DISCEPTATIONES TUMULTUOSAE

Ultimate Sports—LUDI EXTRAORDINARII

Trash Talk in the Colosseum—CONTUMELIA IN AMPHITHEATRO FLAVIO

Spring Break—FERIAE VERNALES

Country Music Favorites—MUSICA RUSTICA FAVORABILISSIMA

Chilling Out—SERMO OTIOSORUM

Graffiti—INSCRIPTIONES LATRINALES

Road Rage—IRA IN VIA

Air Rage—IRA IN AËRE

Warning Labels—SCHEDAE MONITORIAE

II Lingua Latina Media Intermediate Latin

Caesar’s PowerPoint Presentation—CAESAR TIBI PROPOSITA MAXIMI MOMENTI PRAEFERT

Top 10 Reasons to Live in the Time of the CaesarsDECEM OPTIMAE RATIONUM CUR IN AEVO CAESARUM VIVERE IUCUNDIUS ESSET

That Old-Time Religion—ILLA RELIGIO PRISCA

Mob Banter—CAVILLATIO SODALIUM

New Age Discourse—SERMO NEOMYSTICUS

Hollywood Latin—SERMO LATINUS ACUIFOLIIS

Sushi Bar Chitchat—SERMO IN TABERNA IAPONICA PULPAMENTORUM INCOCTORUM MARINORUM

Computer Language—SERMO LATINUS COMPUTATORIUS

Car Talk—DISCEPTATIO DE CURRIBUS

B.S.—BUBULUM STERCUS

Small Talk during a Colonoscopy—COLLOCUTIO INTER COLONOSCOPIAM

Medical Confab—CONFABULATIO CUM MEDICO

Homeland Security—SALUS PATRIAE

Useful Phrases for Barbarian Evildoers—LOCUTIONES UTILES MALEFACTORIBUS BARBARIS

Game Boy Chatter—HORTAMINA PUERORUM LUDENTIUM ENCHIRIDIIS LUSORIIS

Modern Vatican Latin—SERMO LATINUS HODIERNUS IN VATICANO

Learned Latin for Lovers—SERMO LATINUS DOCTUS AMATORIBUS

Classical Kiss-offs—VALEDICTIONES ANTIQUAE

III Sermo Latinus Eruditus Advanced Latin

Useful Syntax—SYNTAXIS UTILIS

You Know You May Be a Roman If . . .SCIAS TE FORTASSE ROMANUM ESSE SI  . . .

Restaurant ’Tude—BILIS IN POPINA

Winespeak—DICTA ARBITRI VINI

The Bestseller List—TABULA LIBRORUM VENDIBILISSIMORUM

Latin for Trekkies—SERMO LATINUS SECTATORIBUS PEREGRINATIONIS ASTRALIS

Attack Ads—PRAECONIUM PROCAX CANDIDATORUM

Business Latin—SERMO LATINUS NEGOTIALIS

Furat Emptor—LET THE BUYER GO MAD

Jury Duty—OFFICIUM IUDICIALE

Stealth Latin—SERMO LATINUS CLANDESTINUS

Stealth Latin for Golfers—SERMO LATINUS CLANDESTINUS IN LUSU CALEDONIO

Bad Latin, the Dirty Dozen—SERMO LATINUS IMPUDICUS: DUODECIM OBSCENA

 
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